BMW X9: angry

The pictures you are about to see are of a BMW concept designed by somebody called Khalfi Oussama.

He has declared this to be the righteous incarnation of a BMW ‘X9’.

We strongly advise you to reserve judgement until you have seen all the pics. At this point, we’d like to say that after looking at the pictures for more than a minute, we began seeing spots. And violent pigmies with a penchant for pork scratchings dancing around the corners of our eyes. Really.

Most of the time we are pleasantly surprised with unofficial concept cars. Clearly, there is another, much angrier side to this sketchy coin.

Click through…if you dare. Go on. We dare you.

Ah, you've finished. Feeling nautious? Try some mental exercises. Or read some BMW car reviews of Actual X Cars. Like the M-Power versions of the X5 and X6.