Techart Porsche Panamera

Take one Porsche Panamera. Add 22-inch black alloy wheels. Garnish with Alcantara/leather replete with black/red stitching and carbon fibre trim. Mix in new aero kit (new front spoiler, side skirts, rear valance and wing). Wrap in black vinyl, simmer for 30mins - or until the onset of nausea - call it the 'Black Edition' and serve cold.

Click through to see the Panamera 'Black Edition' by Techart. It may make you happy. It may make you very, very sad.

Vijay Pattni