Dancing with the Cars

There you are, strolling down the street with the toughest decision of the day: Bombay Bad Boy or Chicken and Mushroom?

No doubt that decision is made eminently more difficult when a speedy, crashy death-bringing vehicle swerves straight into your path.

Somehow, this tracksuited hero manages to avoid Certain Death thanks to a unique mix of the ‘Running Man’ and a spot of breakdancing. He’s a hero because he then casually walks off still mulling over his Noodle dilemma.

We’re not going to speculate on why the driver left said crashy death car in the middle of the road and ran off. Maybe he fancied a Sweet and Sour.

Vijay Pattni